The Watering Hole

General Discussion
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Moved into the new hotel in Townsville last night after doing the redeye and no sleep.   The slag at reception DOESN'T check me in formally as I run into my room mate (a mate whom I got a job with us 3 weeks ago) in the foyer and he takes me up.   So the first night I lock myself out; (no key roomie hasn't given it to me); can't get the key to work the security gate when i do get it; and need to hassle her for photocopies so I can go to work with the right forms.


THEEEEEN at 10.30 pm  I set the smoke alarm off burning my dinner.  Hard wired to the fire brigade; they show up for a false alarm and the hotel is partly evacuated.  I do everything; doors open; fans on; trying to ring reception to say the smokes already cleared.....

She kicks me out the next morning ie today saying the manager (who is on holidays) has been contacted by the fireys and the perm residents want me out.

I ring the manager; he's curt; but cool and says it's up to her.  So SHE'S the gutless scrag that has made the call and is hiding behind the residents and her manager.

He states I've already pissed her off by a) needing photocopying done   b)  locking myself out (she should have checked me in and given me a key - I was a zombie after 36 hours of no sleep and c) same thing with key /gate using wrong 'pole' and no checkin instructions.

So later today she back pedals a little -m possibly realising we're a major corporate client that spends big $$$$ with them.  Stupid cow. Remember I'm getting a $940 fire brigade call out fine.   That's not humiliating/punishment enough?????

She finally gets MY new mate (because I can't get accom anywhere else; and have said I'd have to take him anyway 'cause work wouldn't pay for 2 hotels for the 2 of us) to vouch for MY behaviour.

I'm his team leader.......


But get this.............................................................














Tonight SHE  sets off the alarm  and the fireys come again.  2 nights in a row....................


PRICELESS...............
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aM I A DICKHEAD?? RATE ME from 1 - 20....


Not a dickhead per se, but dickhead like.  ;D

Dude, you seem to have a lot of bad luck when you are on the road.  You should stay away from the lottery or gambling tables until your luck changes for the better.

The old scrag got what was coming to her that next night.  I hope she received a fine and got booted out too.
Just make sure you DO NOT get drunk and hit on her.  :D ;D
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fuck off two headed tasmanian idiot

Why is it that all my launceston clients said (in an Andrew Dice Clay snivelling way) "We don't deal with people from the mainland....."

To which I would reply...

"Oh.   What is it you don't like about dealing with AUSTRALIAN companies......"

YOU, my friend, can comment when you're ready to put your money where your pussy is in a game of backgammon............
Until then; fuck off and read the first line of my last post you two headed tasmanian drongo
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There TTBB goes asking rhetorical questions...

27.   :D