#1 · Nov 26, 2008 18:25 UTC
Three guys die and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter is waiting for them at the gates blocking their path. They get to the gates and Peter says, sorry guys, since this is the holiday season, you must first show me something in the holiday spirit before going through the gates.
The first guy starts digging in his pockets and pulls out a lighter, which he lights up. Peter looks at him and asks what it is. The guy replies "This is a holiday candle." "Very good," says Peter, "you may enter."
Tthe second guy starts going through his pockets and pulls out his keys, and starts shaking them. Peter asks, "and what are those suppose to be?" The second guy says, "These are Chrismas bells." Peter nods and says "Very good, you may enter."
The third guy is panicking, going through his pockets like crazy. He then pulls out a pair of womans panties, and holds them up. A puzzled Peter looks at him and says "Now what are those suppose to be???" The guy replies with a smile, "They're Carols!"
:D
The first guy starts digging in his pockets and pulls out a lighter, which he lights up. Peter looks at him and asks what it is. The guy replies "This is a holiday candle." "Very good," says Peter, "you may enter."
Tthe second guy starts going through his pockets and pulls out his keys, and starts shaking them. Peter asks, "and what are those suppose to be?" The second guy says, "These are Chrismas bells." Peter nods and says "Very good, you may enter."
The third guy is panicking, going through his pockets like crazy. He then pulls out a pair of womans panties, and holds them up. A puzzled Peter looks at him and says "Now what are those suppose to be???" The guy replies with a smile, "They're Carols!"
:D