How can anything that looks so right also look so disturbing? :o

looks a bit two-faced to me :-) I'd still bang it though :)
The only conflict is which mouth...
Half the pleasure, twice the headache? ;)
2 bitches and only one body. I'll pass. ;D
At least neither of 'em is Rosey Grier... or Ray Milland!

Holy crap. I've seen that movie.