#1 · Aug 15, 2008 08:44 UTC
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time (1:00PM PDT), all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block on foot for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing, lily-livered coward, and will be posing a threat to the security of this great country!
;)
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing, lily-livered coward, and will be posing a threat to the security of this great country!
;)
