#1 · Jul 25, 2013 06:40 UTC
#2 · Jul 25, 2013 10:20 UTC
I agree. Good stuff ex-prez.
#3 · Jul 25, 2013 18:18 UTC
I always liked George HW Bush. I voted for him. And was sorry to see him lose to Slick Willy, but after 6 years of HW's son I missed Slick Willy a big bunch....
#4 · Jul 25, 2013 18:38 UTC
that's what she said
#5 · Jul 25, 2013 20:14 UTC
ah, these are the kind of stories to be past down to the grandkids for generations to come (no pun intended of course)... ;D ;D
#6 · Jul 25, 2013 22:32 UTC
Best story ever. For any Office fans, it immediately made me think of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08GFjxnDX_A
;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08GFjxnDX_A
;D
#7 · Jul 25, 2013 23:29 UTC
desertbluesman — Jul 25, 2013 ;D Howie but I would have done her, even though I was a good looking young man, I fucked any woman who wanted it. The only quality they ever needed was "female" if she was one of those, she qualified for a nice roll in the hay. I have woken up with a lot homelier women than Monica. And truth be told, the best fucks I ever had was with decent but not too attractive women. One of them was my landlady a chubby older woman who came over to my house one night and sat in my dining room put her feet up on the table and under the skirt there was only skin. She said "whats happening Dave" my answer was (to her) you are, And I took her off to the bedroom and had one of the best pieces of ass I ever got (and her too), and remember I was around in the hippy daze and got plenty of sex drugs and rock and roll. I used to visit her regularly until long after I moved out of her cottage. She used to tell me that rolling in the hay with me was a "religious experience" Just sayin......
My ex-wife always said I was the best and she got off 1st for as long as I can remember. And ah, look what happened to me. ;D ;D ;D
Truth be told, I'm second best, at best. ;D ;D
Damn.... that wasn't really funny. :-?