The Watering Hole

I got a hair cut a couple of days ago. the girl was new and she ended up giving me a sort of mohawk on the back of my damn head. ;D I got another haircut yesterday because I couldn't comb my damn hair right for some reason. So the girl that was cutting my hair started talking about it and then all the girls came over to see it. We had some fun for a while, at my expense.  ;D So, to fix the shit, I have been GI Joe'd........  ;D ;D I don't ever remember my hair this short. I look like I just joined the army.  ;D

No bars for me for a few weeks. :(

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There used to be this sign in a little town north of here, that always made me laugh when I saw it.

It simply said:

"We fix $6 Haircuts" ;D

Oh come on Bon Jovi.  You can go try to pick up women without your mullet!  I know it's the south, where that kind of thing is still popular, and I'm sure you rocked it, but don't give up on love just because  you don't have a mullet any more.  Remember the story of Sampson!   ;D ;D

Just break out the Three Wolf Moon shirt and the women will never notice the hair.  :)

One of the girls walked over to me and said, I've always wanted to meet Joe Dirt.  ;D

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