#1 · Oct 07, 2009 09:06 UTC
:D
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking
for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way
you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The
sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then
leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I am sorry, but I have to ask. Just
what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We are not trying to find out anything.
She is married; so we cannot go to her house.
I am married; and we cannot go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking
for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way
you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The
sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then
leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I am sorry, but I have to ask. Just
what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We are not trying to find out anything.
She is married; so we cannot go to her house.
I am married; and we cannot go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
