The Watering Hole

General Discussion
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Last Tuesday night Howie and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

He got up out of bed and went to the door where a drunken FB was standing in the pouring rain and asking for a push.

"Not a chance," Howie told him, "it is 3:00 in the morning and you're hammered, walk home!"

He slammed the door and went back to bed

"Who was that?" Howie's wife asked.

"It was friggin' FB asking for a push!" Howie replied.

"Did you help him?" Howie's wife asked.

"No, I didn't, it's 3:00 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!" was the reply.

"Well, you have a short memory," Howie's wife informed him. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, even if it is FB!"

So Howie gets up, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

Howie calls out, "FB, are you still there?"

"Yeah," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?"

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?"

"Over here on the swing," replies FB.

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Boy does that hit the nail on the head  
exactly, because it would take someone in REALLY good shape, to push FB on a swing.   :D :D
DreamTheaterRules — Jan 09, 2009exactly, because it would take someone in REALLY good shape, to push FB on a swing.   :D :D


Good point, I guess I should have used a real athelete like Kevaroo, eh?  :D
CraigBert — Jan 09, 2009[quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1231426509/0#4 date=1231483399]exactly, because it would take someone in REALLY good shape, to push FB on a swing.   :D :D


Good point, I guess I should have used a real athelete like Kevaroo, eh?  :D


Nah, he'd just run circles around the swing for a couple hours while taking a dump in his jogging pants,  all the while spouting off about how all Americans are overweight (no offense FB, just saying what Kev would say) alcoholics who don't think properly about the singular global nation we all belong to, stopping only occasionally to take pictures of flowers.

Did I forget anything?
Three hours of discourse on the other countries he's been to and shat his pants in?  :D
OK, two LMAO posts in a row!   ;D