#1 · Jan 08, 2009 14:55 UTC
Last Tuesday night Howie and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
He got up out of bed and went to the door where a drunken FB was standing in the pouring rain and asking for a push.
"Not a chance," Howie told him, "it is 3:00 in the morning and you're hammered, walk home!"
He slammed the door and went back to bed
"Who was that?" Howie's wife asked.
"It was friggin' FB asking for a push!" Howie replied.
"Did you help him?" Howie's wife asked.
"No, I didn't, it's 3:00 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!" was the reply.
"Well, you have a short memory," Howie's wife informed him. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, even if it is FB!"
So Howie gets up, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
Howie calls out, "FB, are you still there?"
"Yeah," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing," replies FB.
:D
He got up out of bed and went to the door where a drunken FB was standing in the pouring rain and asking for a push.
"Not a chance," Howie told him, "it is 3:00 in the morning and you're hammered, walk home!"
He slammed the door and went back to bed
"Who was that?" Howie's wife asked.
"It was friggin' FB asking for a push!" Howie replied.
"Did you help him?" Howie's wife asked.
"No, I didn't, it's 3:00 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!" was the reply.
"Well, you have a short memory," Howie's wife informed him. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, even if it is FB!"
So Howie gets up, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
Howie calls out, "FB, are you still there?"
"Yeah," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing," replies FB.
:D
