#1 · Feb 13, 2014 05:08 UTC
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It is opened by a ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
