The Watering Hole

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A young man took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a
ride on the Ferris wheel but the girl seemed rather bored.

"What would you like to do next?", he asked.

"I wanna get weighed," she said.

So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One hundred
and twenty pounds," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.

Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some
popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.

"I wanna get weighed." she said.

I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and
using the excuse that he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.

The girl's roommate was surprised to see her home so early, and
asked, "How did your date go?"

"Wousy," said the girl.