The Watering Hole

Has anyone seen this witch lately? Holy shit she looks horrible.  :o

http://news.yahoo.com/secretary-state-faints-sustains-concussion-172605823--politics.html

Always has looked scary.

Don't worry, you'll prolly see her a lot in a cpl years...

When zombies take over the world?

When she decides to pull the cigar out of her ass?

Nothing says "I'm a sexist asshole" like a forum post about a middle-aged woman's looks.  Really, that's the best you've got?  I know you're living in the South, but you could at least be a little creative.

I actually like Hilary, not for her looks but because she ain't a terrible politician, all politicians are from bad to terrible in my book, so she is just on the bad side and far from terrible. If you think Hilary looks bad remember Madeline Albright.  ;D

charger — Dec 17, 2012about a middle-aged woman's looks.

if she's middle aged then she will live to be somewhere around 130  ;D

I actually thought for 65 she didn't look too shabby at all !

charger — Dec 17, 2012Nothing says "I'm a sexist asshole" like a forum post about a middle-aged woman's looks.  Really, that's the best you've got?  I know you're living in the South, but you could at least be a little creative.

So THAT'S why I used to get in so much trouble here for saying my wife was good looking!  Now I get it! Heck, I just thought I was bragging a little.   Muwahahahahahahaha    (She is pretty hot though!   :D :D :D )

charger — Dec 17, 2012Nothing says "I'm a sexist asshole" like a forum post about a middle-aged woman's looks.  Really, that's the best you've got?  I know you're living in the South, but you could at least be a little creative.

Damn, I forgot. She's a liberal.  ;D ;D

Yeah, thats the best I got right now. However, my ex-wife is a slut. That any better? ;D ;D

Jon — Dec 17, 2012[quote author=charger link=1355615447/0#5 date=1355771633]about a middle-aged woman's looks.

if she's middle aged then she will live to be somewhere around 130  ;D

I actually thought for 65 she didn't look too shabby at all !

I now know not to believe anything you say.  ;D ;D

Would you post that about a man, Hook?  Come on, it's not 1950.  If you're gonna come at a 65-year-old woman for looking like a 65 year old woman, I'm going to call it what it is... weak.

You idiot. The point is how much she's aged recently. Have you seen Bush lately. The last 4 years didn't wear well with him either. So, yes, I would say the same about a man, even a republican man at that.  I don't care what you call that. I call that an observation. Politics must be hell on a person. Even Obama has gone almost full grey in 4 years, unless he quit coloring his hair. ;D

Charger, yes, they will bash on a man too!     :(

http://www.chargermusic.com/wh/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1355701538

They are equal opportunity offenders!   ;D ;D

Hookbender — Dec 17, 2012However, my ex-wife is a slut. That any better? ;D ;D

Hook you are getting better and better as the weeks go by, excellent recovery man, I am proud of you my friend.

DreamTheaterRules — Dec 18, 2012Charger, yes, they will bash on a man too!     :(

http://www.chargermusic.com/wh/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1355701538

They are equal opportunity offenders!   ;D ;D

Wow, that guys gotta be like 70 or something  ;D ;D ;D

desertbluesman — Dec 21, 2012[quote author=Hookbender link=1355615447/0#9 date=1355785577]However, my ex-wife is a slut. That any better? ;D ;D

Hook you are getting better and better as the weeks go by, excellent recovery man, I am proud of you my friend.


Thanks for the encouragement!!!!! Means a lot man!!  :)

Jon — Dec 21, 2012[quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1355615447/0#13 date=1355851518]Charger, yes, they will bash on a man too!     :(

http://www.chargermusic.com/wh/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1355701538

They are equal opportunity offenders!   ;D ;D

Wow, that guys gotta be like 70 or something  ;D ;D ;D

HEY!   >:(

;D ;D

Jon — Dec 21, 2012
Wow, that guys gotta be like 70 or something  ;D ;D ;D

I resemble that remark amigo........ ;D

desertbluesman — Dec 21, 2012[quote author=Jon G link=1355615447/0#15 date=1356107834]
Wow, that guys gotta be like 70 or something  ;D ;D ;D

I resemble that remark amigo........ ;D


;D ;D ;D  From the pictures I've seen of you Dave you are holding back the years very well !

Yeah DBM, its just me thats falling apart!

DreamTheaterRules — Dec 24, 2012Yeah DBM, its just me thats falling apart!

I'm right there with ya Howie  ;D

I'm hangin in there, it's my life thats fuckin up on me.  ;D ;D

Jon,  
The problem is, I'm not falling apart, but apparently i look like i am to some here.  I work out 4-5 days a week.  Best shape I've been in in years, and I've always been in pretty good ahape, but the events of the last few years have taken a toll.  

Still, my competitive nature makes me want to respond differently when remarks are made about my appearance... But i wont...   ;)

DreamTheaterRules — Dec 25, 2012Jon,  
The problem is, I'm not falling apart, but apparently i look like i am to some here.  I work out 4-5 days a week.  Best shape I've been in in years, and I've always been in pretty good ahape, but the events of the last few years have taken a toll.  

Still, my competitive nature makes me want to respond differently when remarks are made about my appearance... But i wont...   ;)

LOL  ;D  Only Joking Howie. I'm not falling apart either, feeling the best I've felt in years actually.   Don't take it to heart, it's all good natured fun, nothing more...no hidden agenda.

DreamTheaterRules — Dec 25, 2012Jon,  
The problem is, I'm not falling apart, but apparently i look like i am to some here.  I work out 4-5 days a week.  Best shape I've been in in years, and I've always been in pretty good ahape, but the events of the last few years have taken a toll.  

Still, my competitive nature makes me want to respond differently when remarks are made about my appearance... But i wont...   ;)

BTW - Gilmour just sent me an email saying he's glad he looks better than you.  ;)

To show you what color your hair would be if you didn't have a wife, kids or sports compensation issues ( :D ), here's a quick, unshaven self-pic I took yesterday.  It may still scare small animals and children, but it's not bad with 50 coming next year!  :)

Jon, I was only joking too.  I was just hoping Craig would challenge me to a shirts off pic contest!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Seriously, with your diabetes and all, I hope you are getting more exercise which always equals feeling better.  

Craig, looking pretty good.  I always looked young for my age. Red hair and freckles dont hurt. LOL   The last couple years HAS been really hard on me.  Physically, I am great. But I sure have gotten a lot more gray.  But I am still looking forward to the dodgeball game at the next big Bert Stock. Hope you can make it!   ;)   I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!  

DreamTheaterRules — Dec 26, 2012I was just hoping Craig would challenge me to a shirts off pic contest!  

Still trying to get undressed with other guys Howie?  Tsk... Tsk...  Sorry, but I'm not your type (I'm straight  ;) ).

But I did notice you've been endorsing this product lately!  :D

CraigBert — Dec 25, 2012[quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1355615447/0#23 date=1356413400]Jon,  
The problem is, I'm not falling apart, but apparently i look like i am to some here.  I work out 4-5 days a week.  Best shape I've been in in years, and I've always been in pretty good ahape, but the events of the last few years have taken a toll.  

Still, my competitive nature makes me want to respond differently when remarks are made about my appearance... But i wont...   ;)

BTW - Gilmour just sent me an email saying he's glad he looks better than you.  ;)

To show you what color your hair would be if you didn't have a wife, kids or sports compensation issues ( :D ), here's a quick, unshaven self-pic I took yesterday.  It may still scare small animals and children, but it's not bad with 50 coming next year!  :)




Me thinks that colour comes from a bottle Craig, especially the beard. I remember you said a while ago that you shaved your beard because it was going grey, so yep definitely out of a bottle :)

Dang it Craig, you're onto me. I was going to wear that under one of my compression shirts to make my abs look all 6 pack.   ;D

Jon — Dec 26, 2012[quote author=CraigBert link=1355615447/25#25 date=1356436364][quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1355615447/0#23 date=1356413400]Jon,  
The problem is, I'm not falling apart, but apparently i look like i am to some here.  I work out 4-5 days a week.  Best shape I've been in in years, and I've always been in pretty good ahape, but the events of the last few years have taken a toll.  

Still, my competitive nature makes me want to respond differently when remarks are made about my appearance... But i wont...   ;)

BTW - Gilmour just sent me an email saying he's glad he looks better than you.  ;)

To show you what color your hair would be if you didn't have a wife, kids or sports compensation issues ( :D ), here's a quick, unshaven self-pic I took yesterday.  It may still scare small animals and children, but it's not bad with 50 coming next year!  :)




Me thinks that colour comes from a bottle Craig, especially the beard. I remember you said a while ago that you shaved your beard because it was going grey, so yep definitely out of a bottle :)



The hair is pure!  You can see some grey in the chin area in that pic.  I just can't grow a beard out or it really shows, but kept trimmed down and it's not bad.  That's the only place I ever get any and have for over ten years.

(Besides, I use magic markers Jon!  No bottles necessary!  ;) )

I don't have a beard anymore, shaved it off a few months ago. It now grows almost completely white, getting into goat territory or rip van winkle  ;D