#1 · Oct 02, 2009 06:45 UTC
HOW TO INSTALL A REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba:
Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -
they attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but
it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.
Cooter.
:D
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba:
Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -
they attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but
it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.
Cooter.
:D
