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DM #1 · Aug 20, 2008 12:41 UTC
Inner Peace.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choggolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
Obdewlla_X #2 · Aug 20, 2008 13:54 UTC
Oh Deano, with all that stuff you ain't gonna need no balloon to fly, bon voyage!
DM #3 · Aug 20, 2008 15:50 UTC
With Tropical Storm Fay hovering around down here, there has been no flying for several days.  I might as well get all jacked up.

There has been nothing to speak of weather wise here in the Tampa area.  Just bad enough to fuck up a weeks worth of work.

Shame I gave up drinking years ago.
desertbluesman #4 · Aug 20, 2008 16:43 UTC
DM — Aug 20, 2008Inner Peace.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choggolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.


DreamTheaterRules #5 · Aug 20, 2008 17:04 UTC
I'm afraid your inner peace may be followed by gastric distress of Kev-like proportions!   :o :o

;D ;D