Damn that was funny.....
Reminds me a lot of when I was single around 28 to 30 years old....I used to drink to excess pretty much all the time, completely wasted for months on end and I used to wake up in some very strange places and think "how the fuck did I get here".
I have literally hundreds of stories of those days. Funny thing is, waking up and not knowing where the fuck you are or how you got got there was like being reborn....like starting again every day. I actually used to like doing it....but my poor old body just wouldn't take it these days !
But of course these days I'm a clean living pillar of society....how the fuck did that happen ;D