#1 · Sep 02, 2010 12:28 UTC
12th anniversary was this past weekend. Bought the wifey a BMW 745Li. Needless to say....life is REALLY good. You know the old saying "If momma ain't happy ain't no one happy". Momma's happy as hell right now.
#2 · Sep 02, 2010 15:15 UTC
Then I bet she made you VERY happy!!
Happy Anniversary Brother!!!
Happy Anniversary Brother!!!
#3 · Sep 02, 2010 16:54 UTC
#4 · Sep 02, 2010 17:19 UTC
Big Manly Wang 745i? ;D
#5 · Sep 02, 2010 18:03 UTC
Man that is some gift. I hope it keeps giving. 
#6 · Sep 03, 2010 00:12 UTC
Man: "My wife was always wanting expensive things... She wants a big ring so I buy her a six carat ring and it sits in a safe. She wants a fur coat so I buy her a mink coat and it sits in a closet..."
Other man: "So why are you smiling now?"
Man: "Her last request was for a Jaguar so I got her one."
Other man: "And?"
Man: "And it ate her."
:o ;) ;D
Other man: "So why are you smiling now?"
Man: "Her last request was for a Jaguar so I got her one."
Other man: "And?"
Man: "And it ate her."
:o ;) ;D
#7 · Sep 03, 2010 02:48 UTC
You have to appreciate the fact that she has been driving a 98 Camry for a LONG time and it's just doing what Toyota's do.....rusting apart. The car had been great to us and has never really had to have anything done to it other than oil once in awhile. But it was starting to fall apart. Nothing major. Mostly aesthetic stuff.
At any rate, she was long over due, in my book, for a proper car.
We live about 2 miles from a Mercedes/BMW place and we have to drive by it everyday. They had a GMC Denali sitting out there and for months that's all I've heard about. But I didn't want that damn truck. I have a truck. I could tell she wanted creature comforts. I don't think the pimped out Denali would fit in my garage either! not to mention it sucks gas.
So the day before our anniversary I go to the lot and tell the man what my top dollar is and to find me a couple cars that I could present the wife. He points out the BMW 745Li and a really cherry 2007 Mercedes that was jaw dropping beautiful. I gave the man $500 and said hold them both. I'll bring the wife over tomorrow to buy one of them.
The next day I drove over there to "look" at the Denali. Then after letting her take in the place I point to the BMW and the Mercedes parked in front of the shop. I told her that one of those cars was hers, all she had to do was pick one. She immediately gravitated to the BMW. The man came out and told her to take it for a spin. She did and instantly fell in love. She could really appreciate the awesomeness of the car and it's sportiness along with its luxury features. As a dude it was awesome that she even noticed those things.
But alas she wasn't sold. That's a helluva lot of car. The dealer couldn't have been more awesome. He said, "hell we are closed tomorrow. Take it for the rest of the weekend. See ya Monday." so we did.
That sold it. We drove that fucker all over that weekend and we didn't have the kids so we really really got to enjoy it.
Managed to buy the car Monday in a deal that took 5 minutes and I got the price I wanted and all the extra goodies she wanted. Plus managed to sell her Camry that day also.
Needless to say my chick has been on cloud nine ever since and my balls have stayed runnin' on empty.....which is a beautiful thing.
This car is so fucking large that I can put the seats up front all the way back, jump into the back seat and I still have plenty of leg room. My legs do not even touch the back of the front seat. I have NEVER been in a car with that much room. Yet the damn thing drives like a sporty car. I just love this thing. It cold be the best piece of kit we ever bought.
At any rate, she was long over due, in my book, for a proper car.
We live about 2 miles from a Mercedes/BMW place and we have to drive by it everyday. They had a GMC Denali sitting out there and for months that's all I've heard about. But I didn't want that damn truck. I have a truck. I could tell she wanted creature comforts. I don't think the pimped out Denali would fit in my garage either! not to mention it sucks gas.
So the day before our anniversary I go to the lot and tell the man what my top dollar is and to find me a couple cars that I could present the wife. He points out the BMW 745Li and a really cherry 2007 Mercedes that was jaw dropping beautiful. I gave the man $500 and said hold them both. I'll bring the wife over tomorrow to buy one of them.
The next day I drove over there to "look" at the Denali. Then after letting her take in the place I point to the BMW and the Mercedes parked in front of the shop. I told her that one of those cars was hers, all she had to do was pick one. She immediately gravitated to the BMW. The man came out and told her to take it for a spin. She did and instantly fell in love. She could really appreciate the awesomeness of the car and it's sportiness along with its luxury features. As a dude it was awesome that she even noticed those things.
But alas she wasn't sold. That's a helluva lot of car. The dealer couldn't have been more awesome. He said, "hell we are closed tomorrow. Take it for the rest of the weekend. See ya Monday." so we did.
That sold it. We drove that fucker all over that weekend and we didn't have the kids so we really really got to enjoy it.
Managed to buy the car Monday in a deal that took 5 minutes and I got the price I wanted and all the extra goodies she wanted. Plus managed to sell her Camry that day also.
Needless to say my chick has been on cloud nine ever since and my balls have stayed runnin' on empty.....which is a beautiful thing.
This car is so fucking large that I can put the seats up front all the way back, jump into the back seat and I still have plenty of leg room. My legs do not even touch the back of the front seat. I have NEVER been in a car with that much room. Yet the damn thing drives like a sporty car. I just love this thing. It cold be the best piece of kit we ever bought.
#8 · Sep 03, 2010 14:56 UTC
HOLY CRAP!!! :o
#9 · Sep 03, 2010 16:18 UTC
That's one way to get a blow job I suppose ;D
#10 · Sep 04, 2010 20:06 UTC
An alternative is to answer one of those spam emails and grow yourself a big dick so she will will buying you cars ;D
#11 · Sep 04, 2010 20:11 UTC
Actually it reminds me of a joke I heard recently
A couple end up divorcing - the husband spent their life savings on a penis enlargement, the wife just couldn't take any more.
A couple end up divorcing - the husband spent their life savings on a penis enlargement, the wife just couldn't take any more.
#12 · Sep 22, 2010 19:33 UTC
pretty expensive bj.....
wow awesome story.. soundsl like you have all 8 cylinders very clean:)
wow awesome story.. soundsl like you have all 8 cylinders very clean:)