#1 · Mar 05, 2010 17:43 UTC
Ron Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a clean shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) .
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in
his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with petrol (FROM SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a well paid job in ENGLAND.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA) Ron decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA )
and wondered why it is he can't find a job anywhere in BRITAIN ..... ;D
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a clean shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) .
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in
his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with petrol (FROM SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a well paid job in ENGLAND.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA) Ron decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA )
and wondered why it is he can't find a job anywhere in BRITAIN ..... ;D