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I try not to start shit with my trashy neighbors. Lately, their new addition, some fucking dog they found I guess, has started barking all night fucking long. I can't sleep.
Now, I can't really talk to the redneck neighbors because I'm sure they would take offense and get pissed and yell and all that shit.
I'm out of the city limits, in a county, so what do I do?
It's fucking crazy. These people are absolute trash, for real.
I've got so pissed at being woke up at 3am I've walked outside with my gun to kill the fucker. Of course, when I did that I would go to jail, so I don't, or haven't yet. Plus, I'd feel like shit afterwards, so that out. I guess. >:(
I feel your pain, Hook. I used to live in an apartment in the city where these trashy ass neighbors would tie their dog up right outside my bedroom window. It wouldn't have been so bad except that they tied it up right at my usual bedtime and left the non-stop barking bastard there for a couple of hours.
It took all I could do to not confront the owners or the ruffin' rascal himself but like you, I didn't want to start some crap or go to jail. I even downloaded a mp3 sample of a silent dog whistle and aimed it right at the smelly smut through my blaring stereo system. No such luck.
I finally moved out in the country with no nearby neighbors but I found out that wildlife can still be too loud as well. This constantly chirping bird starts just after sunset and stops just after sunrise. It gets so loud I have to close my windows and turn up the TV.
I recorded this mp3 from in the house when it was way across the street. When it is in the yard is unbearable. I have gone out at 2 am and blasted my shotgun in the near vicinity of the racket. It only moved him a little further in the woods only to keep on chirping.
Anyway, good luck with your beast of burden.
Poison.....works wonders.
Call the cops, do not sign a complaint, because you have to give your name and address etc. Just ask the cops to come by and listen and try and stop the racket without revealing who you are. If the neighbors are real trash they will try and fuck something up of yours if they find out it was you. So see if the cops can do anything with you remaining anonymous.
Buy a Tiger....feed it a dog. Oh the irony.
I'm sure Rex the bambino has a solution.... and since he's back from his Asian tour, he will tell you, I guess ;) 8-)
Rex's noisy dog elimination service!! 8-)
its time for the marshall stacks
Your an American...sue them :o
Do you have Disprin? In Australia we have Disprin. Great for headaches, even better for annoying dogs. About 8 in a nice cut of steak should do the trick.
Do what I do when the neighbor dogs bark; get the water hose and douse their ass!!! That'll shut them the fuck up!!
Suggest they need to build an iso cab for the dog.
Show them how they can then silently mic the dog up and feed it into a monitoring system in their shack,
:)
Kev would be shitting his pants after Chase's post!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ;)
Go over there late at night, make friends with the mut by feeding it a burger or something, then let it out. If the folks are as trashy as you say, you would be doing the dog a favor.
If the dog doesn't leave the premises, then go to plan B. Buy a bucket of peanut butter and leave it for the dog to munch on (again...late-night strategy). I doubt you'd hear anything for at least a couple of hours...
;D ;D
Believe me, poison and the gun fix have been considered.
I kinda messed up Saturday.
They have a annual meeting for the community, they actually have board members and shit, so I decided to check it out. They mentioned 5 complaints of dogs in general so of course, I had to voice my concerns.
The short of the deal is that they concluded that a leash law would be legal for the community to vote on and pass as a restriction or rule for the neighborhood. After voicing my concerns and listening to others for a short while, I saw my attempt to reason with these ignorant fucks was useless as hell. They voted down the proposal.
I spent 3 grand fencing in my back yard, not to keep my dog in the yard, but to keep other dogs out of my yard. I have a shit-zu.....however you spell that....he goes out, does his business, and comes right back inside.
Anyway, now the community knows I'm pissed about the dogs so anything that happens to the trashes dogs may cause them to consider me as the guilty party. ;D Of course, the trashy neighbors weren't there. So...... ;D
I will never ever live outside the city limits again. At least in the city, one has some form of recourse to deal with shit like this.
On a side note.....one of the board members was a 300 pound whale. She had a lot in the hood, but didn't live there. She was bitching about me not wanting dogs to roam the hood. I finally got tired of her stupid illogical arguments and ask her and the President, why the fuck was she even on the board? She doesn't even live here. They both gave stupid answers, so I told her she needed to shut up because she has no clue as to what goes on in the hood except through here-say. Which means fucking nothing, by the way. ;D ;D A fucking member of the board and doesn't even live in the community?? Shit, ignorant fucks. Maybe we should elect a President that lives in Spain. ;D
Perhaps you should run for the board.
Sounds like a classic example of power corrupting. Even at such an infinitesimal level, any little bit of power, and people go fucking nuts.
I considered it Charger....until Saturday when I saw and spoke with the other board members. ;D
It would be like working with cave men, and female whales of course. ;D
It's real hard to find intelligent life forms on this particular board. I'd be beating my head agaist a wall as long as I were on it. Shit, I'm already married, I don't need any other complications added to my life. ;D
What will happen is a dog will bite, or worse, someone and then they may consider it a problem.
The bad thing is, I can shoot and kill a human being for entering my home in a attempt to steal or something, but I can only call the cops if a dog actually bites me on my property. I could, and was told I would, go to jail if I shot a dog in almost any situation. Told this by the police. You can sue the shit out of the owners after the SECOND bite, but the first one only carries a $50 dollar fine. How fucked up is that? >:(
You ever considered moving to civilization?
;D ;D
Actually yes. I'm putting my house up for sale in about 2 months. Hopefully. 3 at most.
I'm just hoping it will sell. It will come in much under 150K, around 117 to 120K asking price. I could easily take 110k if I get the chance. I think something under $150k should be a good price range, not to high, or to low.....for rednecks. ;D
