2) Speed up Firefox. If you have a broadband connection (and most of us do), you can use pipelining to speed up your page loads. This allows Firefox to load multiple things on a page at once, instead of one at a time (by default, its optimized for dialup connections). Heres how:
* Type about:config into the address bar and hit return. Type network.http in the filter field, and change the following settings (double-click on them to change them):
* Set network.http.pipelining to true
* Set network.http.proxy.pipelining to true
* Set network.http.pipelining.maxrequests to a number like 30. This will allow it to make 30 requests at once.
* Also, right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it nglayout.initialpaint.delay and set its value to 0. This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it receives.
How do I know your not installing a virus? ;D ;D ;D
Because I don't give a fuck about such things. It works but there are some drawbacks. http://weblogs.mozillazine.org/asa/archives/007164.html
So your suggesting we fuck up our system to speed things up a tad? ;D ;D
Roy, it WILL make the naked crack ho pics download faster for you. ;D
If it turns out to be too fast for ya, you could always use Fireslug instead. ;) :D
Hookbender — Jan 12, 2009How do I know your not installing a virus? ;D ;D ;D
Because you have a basic level of computer knowledge, and thus know that typing simple commands into the config file of a program can't manufacture a virus out of thin air?
http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Computer-Basics/dp/1592575978
Hookbender — Jan 12, 2009So your suggesting we fuck up our system to speed things up a tad? ;D ;D
didn't fuck up my system any I will tweak it on my work computer next time I boot it too.
I was just kidding around, shit. Those ;D ;D ;D.......mean I'm not serious, o.k.? ;D
Damn, lighten up guys.
Hookbender — Jan 14, 2009I was just kidding around, shit. Those ;D ;D ;D.......mean I'm not serious, o.k.? ;D
Damn, lighten up guys.
Never meant you to think I was offended, I am pretty amused by all of these posts I don't take them seriously. When someone points a gun at me, I take that seriously, everything else is a hoot amigo.
DBM,
I think Roy was worried that you were all hopped up on viagra again, and trying to speed up everything with no regard for the cost. :D :D
DreamTheaterRules — Jan 14, 2009DBM,
I think Roy was worried that you were all hopped up on viagra again, and trying to speed up everything with no regard for the cost. :D :D
I don't get hopped up on Viagra, I just get to be a real hard case.
desertbluesman — Jan 14, 2009[quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1231788319/0#12 date=1231962073]DBM,
I think Roy was worried that you were all hopped up on viagra again, and trying to speed up everything with no regard for the cost. :D :D
I don't get hopped up on Viagra, I just get to be a real hard case.
;D ;D ;D LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear they're now giving Viagra with the sleeping pills in retirement homes so the men don't roll out of bed...
desertbluesman — Jan 14, 2009[quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1231788319/0#12 date=1231962073]DBM,
I think Roy was worried that you were all hopped up on viagra again, and trying to speed up everything with no regard for the cost. :D :D
I don't get hopped up on Viagra, I just get to be a real hard case.
:D :D If they just made something like that for women, we'd all be making a hard case for it!
I don't really like the Viagra experience, it gives me a mild headache and an ache in my eyes that lasts a week or more. I definitely like fucking, but I like seeing even more. I will let my hundred fifty pills go for 7 bucks a piece, which is a three buck per pill discount.
$7 a pop (no pun intended) for a headache and aching eyes? I'll have to pass on that. I got that for free last time I took a header on the headboard. (long story, too much baby oil on Mrs DTR, tried the "Triple Lindy" and didn't stick my "landing" but the judge gave me an 8.5 anyway. :D :D :D)
Maybe Craig could use them. He's getting old.
All of those parts work just fine without drugs. I also don't have any headache or eye problems because I'm not married! ;) :D
DreamTheaterRules — Jan 15, 2009$7 a pop (no pun intended) for a headache and aching eyes? I'll have to pass on that. I got that for free last time I took a header on the headboard. (long story, too much baby oil on Mrs DTR, tried the "Triple Lindy" and didn't stick my "landing" but the judge gave me an 8.5 anyway. :D :D :D)
Maybe Craig could use them. He's getting old.
Couldn't really sell them that would be illegal. I was just kidding. They do work differently on some folks. I will tell you this it can be up for as long as you want it to be up. And it goes away when you don't want it up. When I was younger when I had an orgasm it quit on me for awhile. That don't happen with the chems. if you want it up, up it comes.
desertbluesman — Jan 15, 2009[quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1231788319/0#18 date=1232040502]$7 a pop (no pun intended) for a headache and aching eyes? I'll have to pass on that. I got that for free last time I took a header on the headboard. (long story, too much baby oil on Mrs DTR, tried the "Triple Lindy" and didn't stick my "landing" but the judge gave me an 8.5 anyway. :D :D :D)
Maybe Craig could use them. He's getting old.
Couldn't really sell them that would be illegal. I was just kidding. They do work differently on some folks. I will tell you this it can be up for as long as you want it to be up. And it goes away when you don't want it up. When I was younger when I had an orgasm it quit on me for awhile. That don't happen with the chems. if you want it up, up it comes.
Damn, Kev would shit all over himself on those things!