The Watering Hole

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown New York apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.

"Issss nod a gong.   Issss a talking Australian clock" he drunkenly replied.

"A talking Australian clock - seriously?"

"Yup.  Hmmm (hic)."

"How's it work?", the second friend asked, squinting at it.

"Just watch" he said.


He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,


"For fuck's sake, you stupid cunt .  It's ten past three in the fucking morning !!!"

;D ;D

Fingers should like that one. ;D

I think it must have been made in China, if it was a REAL Australian clock it would have said
For fuck's sake, you stupid fucking drongo cunt .  It's fucking ten past fucking three in the fucking morning you fucking dickhead!!!"  

drongo?????

Why not just tell 'em to 'throw another shrimp on the barbie...!'

Who the fuck out here uses drongo????? ::)

You tit

aw fair go mate. Give a cobber a good go fair dinkum

(at least that's how they speak on Neighbours)  ;D

In all seriousness I like the Aussie accent.

[quote author=triantobebrian link=1248644300/0#4 date=1250828012Who the fuck out here uses drongo????? ::)

I do, all the time, especially when your name crops up  ::)

Fucking drongo cunt :)

Hookbender — Jul 26, 2009 ;D ;D

Fingers should like that one. ;D

Of course I like it - you drongo  ;)

It's funny....the guy who does our office cleaning is Australian. He's about 55 and has been over here for the past 20 years.  Every day that I see him around 4:30 I say to him "afternoon charlie you aussie cunt, how's things?" and back comes the reply "not so bad ya pommy bastard"  - good bit of banter every day, he is a really good laugh.