Had to go in for a Prostate Biopsy yesterday which means they stick an ultrasound probe up your keester about 5" long and an inch in diameter, with a sheath for a 12" needle, and then they proceed to take 12 samples which means the needle penetrates your colon on into the prostate. It ain't pleasant. My Urologist called me a "pussy" because it hurt each time. My reply was next time I have to do this, I want a young female Urologist just out of medical school. If I am going to have my butt raped at least I want to look at something pretty.
I don't know how the fags can do that anal stuff. It hurts.
sounds like a pain in the rear ;D
Aw man....that hurt just reading what you said....GEEZ!
Maybe your doc would like some'a this! ;D
Anyway, was it good for you?
Did he at least give you a cigarette afterwards and take you out for a drink? ;) :D
Keep us posted on the test results.
We're like Bubba Clinton...we feel your pain. :)
Randy
He told me no dinner and no candle lights
, just get on the table and lay on your left side. Gawd it hurt a little bit for a while but after about the 8th sample the pain went away and there was just a little discomfort.
I don't know how I can be the whore it cost me $35 plus my insurance company is in it for a few hundred at least. The ho's get paid, I must be the John
I think the John gets the other end of the deal. :D
desertbluesman — Oct 22, 2008I don't know how I can be the whore it cost me $35 plus my insurance company is in it for a few hundred at least. The ho's get paid, I must be the John
Well, your either pissed on, or shitin on, right? ;D ;D
I thought a urologist dealt more with the frank and bean side of a guy while a proctologist got the shittier duty, no?
on a serious note, I've put this stuff off til now, but due to what my dad is going through right now, I'll be getting familiar with these type doctors pretty soon. ::)
CraigBert — Oct 23, 2008I thought a urologist dealt more with the frank and bean side of a guy while a proctologist got the shittier duty, no?
It was the prostate he biopsied, not my tailpipe, he just had to enter through the back door, and then stick a needle through the colon wall into the prostate 13 times. It weren't fun.
Hurts just reading it......damn.
It were not fun at all. And the prep was not too cool either. I had to stick a Fleet enema up the old wazoo the night before and two hours before the procedure as well. Kablooie 2x. Yuk.
Y'all got this a comin when and if you reach old age. It ain't fun, probably better to burn out young truthfully.