The Watering Hole

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/family-four-bears-breaks-cabin-drink-100-beers-181034427.html


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Roy, I didn't know your last name was Bear.   ;)

"These dudes no how to party"  Really?  :-?

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This is where my trade comes into play, 12" CMU (concrete block) filled solid with concrete and 2 #6 rebar in each cell, and steel shuddered windows and doors with hot roof covered prestressed concrete "double T's" as roofing. Bad ass as bears are they ain't as bad a high carbon steel, and reinforced CMU walls. If I lived in the woods I would sleep easy with all that around me.

But in someone elses house it is funny in a demented sort of way. ;D

Sounds like Dave's cabin would be unbearable!  ;)

So wouldn't they just wait until you stepped outside to lunch ya?  :D

CraigBert — Aug 14, 2012Sounds like Dave's cabin would be unbearable!  ;)

So wouldn't they just wait until you stepped outside to lunch ya?  :D

Not only un"bear"able but uncrookable as well. Once I step outside in bear country I would have my pair of 44 magnum pistols, one in each hand (I don't have any of them but if I owned a cabin in bear country I would definitely have a pair of them)

If they wanted to lunch me they sure would have a big bellyache and terrible headache if they survived the 16-44 magnum bullets I gifted them with. ;~)

you don't have to shoot the bear, just make sure you are faster than the other guy who's with you.  If FB was with you, you wouldn't even have to run.  The bear would immediately recognize the finer dining experience that awaited him and would go after FB.   ;D

DreamTheaterRules — Aug 17, 2012you don't have to shoot the bear, just make sure you are faster than the other guy who's with you.  If FB was with you, you wouldn't even have to run.  The bear would immediately recognize the finer dining experience that awaited him and would go after FB.   ;D

That's not true.  The bear would be cussed out so viciously that it would tuck tale and run.  I could save the bullets for Howie's amp's when he's playing guitar! MWHAHAHAHAHA

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After the fucking bear drinks all that beer he wouldn't hear your cussing and just look to eat your lard ass. Beer drinkers get the munches too. Your a perfect size meal.

Now me, I would light the bong and blow smoke in his face to calm him down. Slap the shit out of him. And, remove myself from the seen. No worries.  ;D ;D

You know, treat the fucker the same as a whore.  ;D ;D