The Watering Hole

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TIPS FOR A BETTER LIFE - 2009
 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
 
 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.
 
 3. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to __________ today.'
 
 4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
 
 5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, and almonds.
 
 6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
 
 7. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
 
 8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
 
 9 Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
 
 10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
 
 11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
 
 12. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
 
 13. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
 
 14. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
 
 15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
 
 16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years,   will this matter?'
   17. Forgive everyone for everything.
 
 18. What other people think of you is none of your business.
 
 19. GOD heals everything.
 
 20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
 
 21. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends   will. Stay in touch.
 
 22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
 
 23. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I am thankful for __________. Today I accomplished _________.

 24. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
 
 25. Please Forward this to everyone you care about. I did.



Omit #19. ;D




 
 
 




Good list. ESP 19.
Hook, if you omit #19, you can...

" eat all the fried, greasy, fatty food you want, be a hater, stress over everything, smoke, drink, have unprotected sex with crack ho's and gay junkies, drive 120MPH in a school zone, and best of all, tell your wife that you had sex with her sister and she was a much better lover,  and will still live forever.  "

Fenderbender 3:16  

;D ;D
 
#10  #17  except my MIL
3. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to bang any young woman I can talk into kinky sex today.'  
DreamTheaterRules — Jan 12, 2009Hook, if you omit #19, you can...

" eat all the fried, greasy, fatty food you want, be a hater, stress over everything, smoke, drink, have unprotected sex with crack ho's and gay junkies, drive 120MPH in a school zone, and best of all, tell your wife that you had sex with her sister and she was a much better lover,  and will still live forever.  "

Fenderbender 3:16  

;D ;D
 



The omission of God doesn't rquire a lack of morals and character. Or class!

Ho's that are not on crack are acceptable.
DreamTheaterRules — Jan 12, 2009Hook, if you omit #19, you can...

" eat all the fried, greasy, fatty food you want, be a hater, stress over everything, smoke, drink, have unprotected sex with crack ho's and gay junkies, drive 120MPH in a school zone, and best of all, tell your wife that you had sex with her sister and she was a much better lover,  and will still live forever.  "

Fenderbender 3:16  

;D ;D
 

Wow, that was a lame rejoinder.



Someday Howie will be touched by his noodly appendage and become a Pastafarian (or a pirate).  ;) :D
some day, Charger may be touched by a sense of humor   :o :o

NAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

:)
See what happens when ya gotta moderate you fuckers?  :)
Evidentally, Howie likes Fairy Tales as well as fairy tails, eh?  :D ;D
CraigBert — Jan 15, 2009Evidentally, Howie likes Fairy Tales as well as fairy tails, eh?  :D ;D

Spell checker on the fritz?
Yep.  I went "all" in on that one.  ::)