The Watering Hole

The last couple of days I've been down in Charleston, WV doing gigs.  We're doing a pops gig in the orchestra (a gig where we're playing music while different Charlie Chaplin movies play).  Normally, we wear a white dinner jacket, white shirt, bow tie, and tux pants.  I get to the hall and I see everybody in ALL FUCKING BLACK!!!  Ok, why do I not know about this change of attire???  I ask a couple people I know and they said an email went out about a week ago.  Ok, why did I not get the FUCKING MEMO!!!!   So, I ask the personnel manager (the most incompetent fucking personnel manager I've worked with, and I've seen some bad personnel managers) why I didn't get the message and what the FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY CLOTHES AN HOUR AWAY!!!  So I run back to the hotel, get my dark blue sport jacket for the gig tomorrow morning and put it on so the white wasn't so obvious (plus there was a lot of periods that it was fairly dark; crisis averted).  

Gig is over.  I've finally calmed down to my regular, cheery self.  I log into Facebook and see a friend request from a girl who said she was in McDonald's All-American band with me in 1986 (I was in that group and marched in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade and all that).  I didn't recognize the name.  But it's been over 20 years and there were some I didn't know.  Well, after I approved her she started a chat session.  So I'm chatting with someone I don't know.  But we were in the band together, I figured I'd eventually figure out who she was.  She had a really cool pic of the band in here photo area, so I had her email me a digital copy.  So, while we were chatting, I decided to figure out who she was by the picture.  Ok, according to her profile, she's from the Kansas-Missouri area.  So I saw a girl next to me in the pic that looked pretty similar to her profile picture.  It also said Kansas on her hat.  So I asked her if that was her.  She says no, I stood next to somebody else.  Huh????  That makes absolutely no sense.  That person is not near any females.  Next thing she types is she was a trombonist from Missouri.   Ok, there was one female trombonist, but she was from Pennsylvania and her name was Tracy.  The only trombonist I knew from that area was a guy named Brian.....OMFG!!!!!!!  I feel like I've just been on the FUCKING CRYING GAME and am totally trying to not freak out (and am barely succeeding)!!!!!   I've already had a shitty day and then find out a friend of mine from 20 years ago is now a TRANNY?!?!?!    It's just too much for me to absorb after the day I've had.  Ack!!! ::)

I'm going to get some sleep.  I'm now officially speechless.  

Guess you shouldn't have exchanged body fluids with it then, eh?  ;) :D ;D :o

:D

haahahhahahahhahahah... tranny's rule ;D

OMG!   :o

Today I can laugh about it a little.  Last night, with the day I had, I just couldn't wrap my mind around that one.  

that is a tough one to wrap your  mind around.  I suggest you buy two new, VERY boutique OD pedals, and call me in the morning.   ;D

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa.
I had a friend, (no names, no  courtmartials....but his name rhymed with TTBB  :) ), who once, in a moment of drunken honesty, told me that the most embarressing moment of his life was when he pulled the most gorgeous girl he had ever met in his life, she gave him the best head job ever, and when he decided to return the favour, he discovered that she had a bigger dick than he did!  :o

DreamTheaterRules — Mar 29, 2009that is a tough one to wrap your  mind around.  I suggest you buy two new, VERY boutique OD pedals, and call me in the morning.   ;D

As of tomorrow, I'll be halfway there... ;)

Cinvala — Mar 29, 2009HaHaHaHaHaHaHa.
I had a friend, (no names, no  courtmartials....but his name rhymed with TTBB  :) ), who once, in a moment of drunken honesty, told me that the most embarressing moment of his life was when he pulled the most gorgeous girl he had ever met in his life, she gave him the best head job ever, and when he decided to return the favour, he discovered that she had a bigger dick than he did!  :o

Let me guess...  The embarassing part was that he still returned the favor, right?  :D

Cinvala — Mar 29, 2009HaHaHaHaHaHaHa.
I had a friend, (no names, no  courtmartials....but his name rhymed with TTBB  :) ), who once, in a moment of drunken honesty, told me that the most embarressing moment of his life was when he pulled the most gorgeous girl he had ever met in his life, she gave him the best head job ever, and when he decided to return the favour, he discovered that she had a bigger dick than he did!  :o

LMAO!!!!  

Dearthian: — Mar 29, 2009[quote author=DreamTheaterRules link=1238215818/0#6 date=1238299539]that is a tough one to wrap your  mind around.  I suggest you buy two new, VERY boutique OD pedals, and call me in the morning.   ;D

As of tomorrow, I'll be halfway there... ;)

Ok, give it up!  What now?   :)

Picked up a used Toneczar Openhaus to be the heavy side for the Black Pearl.

Hey, did you ever get the email with the 'gut' pics of the Fish Factory?  ;)  I also mentioned the parts in the mystery pedals.  

ah that one!!!  Give me a clue...  

Hint?  You would need to think along these lines.  "There is a piece of hair in my pi."   ;)

Ron?  

No, Mr. Jeremy hasn't touched this 'muffs'.

ah, Monsterpiece  ???  that doesn't look like the ones I saw guts of though...  

That's creepy.

Yeah that is messed up, but good to laugh about it now.

DreamTheaterRules — Apr 01, 2009ah, Monsterpiece  ???  that doesn't look like the ones I saw guts of though...  

Actually not Monsterpiece.  Think along the lines of Skreddy.  ;)

Not a Dano Tuna Melt?   :D :D

You got me; it's a PTP Tuna-Melt!!!  HAHAHAHA!! :D

You had a bad day
you didn't know what to say
when your tranny friend called you
to come over and play
you know you had a bad day...


Edited for better meter, lol

Paul, you're killin' me!!!  HAHAHAHA!!!   ;D

Part 2...

You had a bad day
You felt kinda sick
When the guy on the phone
Became a chick with a dick
You know you had a bad day...

Edited again for better meter, lol

That one was even better.  Wanna try for the trifecta??? ;)

Chris is rolling in high end pedals!  You guys need to remove the DTR is a pedal freak stigma, and place it where it belongs.  ON the Dearthian!   ;D

I don't know what you're talking about.  Move along, there's nothing to see here... :-?
:D :D :D

Hehe I'll see what I can cook up....

You had a bad day
Wanted a taco for lunch
ended up with a wiener
and some rug to munch
you know you had a bad day...

We have the trifecta!!! ;D