The Watering Hole

I was just having a cup of tea and a slice of toast and I bit the tip of my tongue. Loads of blood and hurts like hell. What a fucking stupid thing to do....what a cunt.   Bleeding has stopped now (took 15 minutes to stop) but still hurts a lot.  Fucking twat, I can't believe I just did that.

Ouch!  I'll make sure not to mention that it will probably swell up for a bit and you'll keep biting it...  ;)

must have been really good toast!

That sucks, hope all turns out well.