#1 · May 27, 2009 22:30 UTC
On the Air Canada flight to Toronto a young stunningly gorgeous blond with great legs and beautiful breasts is sitting in first class sipping the free champagne.
The air-stewardess notices that she's in an unallocated seat & not on the first class passenger list and that she should be in the economy section. She very nicely explains this to the blond girl & very politely asks her to move to the economy section.
But the girl just smiles, and says 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, & I'm staying here!'
The air-stewardess doesn't quite know what to do, but as other passengers are beginning to get annoyed that the blond isn't entitled to be in first class, she feels she ought to report the problem to the co-pilot.
So, the air-stewardess goes to the flight deck & explains the problem. The Co-pilot smiles saying he feels sure he can resolve the problem as he's senior air-crew and the passenger will respect his authority. So he dons his jacket & cap and goes out to the first class cabin. When he sees the gorgeous blond he goes a little weak at the knees because she's so stunning! But in his best professional manner he explains to the blond that regrettably she does have to move from first class to economy.
But the girl just smiles, and says 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, & I'm staying here!'
The poor co-pilot is taken aback, & feels embarrassed, not knowing what to do. Meanwhile the other passengers are getting more agitated, so he goes back to the flight deck to explain the problem to the Captain. The Captain asks the co-pilot to describe the passenger in question, & when he hears she's blond & gorgeous he smiles and says "No problem, my wife is blond and after 10 yrs of marriage I speak fluent blond - I'll go and speak with her".
So, he goes up to the blond in first class, introduces himself & politely explains that she can't stay in first class & that she must go to the economy section.
But once again the girl just smiles, and says 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, & I'm staying here!'
The Captain smiles charmingly, then whispers very quietly in her ear. Immediately & to the utter astonishment of the the poor suffering cabin crew, the blond turns bright red & hurriedly gets her things together and rushes back to the economy section!
The relieved but perplexed air-stewardess was intrigued to know what the Captain could possibly have whispered to make the blond go back to the economy section when neither she nor the co-pilot could persuade her!
The Captain smiled and said "Simple - I just pointed out to her that First Class wasn't going to Toronto!"
Rich ;)
The air-stewardess notices that she's in an unallocated seat & not on the first class passenger list and that she should be in the economy section. She very nicely explains this to the blond girl & very politely asks her to move to the economy section.
But the girl just smiles, and says 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, & I'm staying here!'
The air-stewardess doesn't quite know what to do, but as other passengers are beginning to get annoyed that the blond isn't entitled to be in first class, she feels she ought to report the problem to the co-pilot.
So, the air-stewardess goes to the flight deck & explains the problem. The Co-pilot smiles saying he feels sure he can resolve the problem as he's senior air-crew and the passenger will respect his authority. So he dons his jacket & cap and goes out to the first class cabin. When he sees the gorgeous blond he goes a little weak at the knees because she's so stunning! But in his best professional manner he explains to the blond that regrettably she does have to move from first class to economy.
But the girl just smiles, and says 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, & I'm staying here!'
The poor co-pilot is taken aback, & feels embarrassed, not knowing what to do. Meanwhile the other passengers are getting more agitated, so he goes back to the flight deck to explain the problem to the Captain. The Captain asks the co-pilot to describe the passenger in question, & when he hears she's blond & gorgeous he smiles and says "No problem, my wife is blond and after 10 yrs of marriage I speak fluent blond - I'll go and speak with her".
So, he goes up to the blond in first class, introduces himself & politely explains that she can't stay in first class & that she must go to the economy section.
But once again the girl just smiles, and says 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, & I'm staying here!'
The Captain smiles charmingly, then whispers very quietly in her ear. Immediately & to the utter astonishment of the the poor suffering cabin crew, the blond turns bright red & hurriedly gets her things together and rushes back to the economy section!
The relieved but perplexed air-stewardess was intrigued to know what the Captain could possibly have whispered to make the blond go back to the economy section when neither she nor the co-pilot could persuade her!
The Captain smiled and said "Simple - I just pointed out to her that First Class wasn't going to Toronto!"
Rich ;)
