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Interesting. Did we run off all the mud slingers? Time to revive the forum, so I'll get started.
Craig, you suck, you have too much free time on your hands, and you post pictures that are disturbing and make us wonder things about you that you probably don't want people thinking.
Hook, you are an MP3 lovin' hillbilly, who uses old, rusty, light-wire hooks just so you can call yourself "hookbender!"
Charger- I know tis the season and all, but you're a SCROOGE!
Ok who's next. ;D ;D ;D
;D Just seeing if anyone was looking.
Ok, who can we pick on? Let's see.... can't pick on Trip because he's going through a rough patch. Can't pick on DBM because he's too old. We can pick on Craig, but the gay thing has been done to death. Matt is never around. Randy (aka Rudy) is too big time for us since being published in Guitar Player. Richard done abandoned us. Joey is an easy target but what fun is teasing someone who's not around to hear it? Paul and Sheep are off limits because of the way they play. Let's see, that leaves.... HOOKBENDER!
Hook, you suck!
Oh yeah, and Charger will be staring in "Grumpiest Old Men" when the sequel is released this spring!
Any chance of getting Don Rickles signed up so we can keep this thread moving?
Isn't he dead?
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Hookbender has bad breath caused by gingivitis.
OK DTR. I'm telling your secrete.
DTR told me on the phone that he has this weird desire to sleep with Stratman while Kev watches. He can't locate either of them and it's causing marriage problems for him. I think we all should pray for DTR.
If you send me a pic of your wife's boobs, I'll search for the little fat man from Georgia for you. I refuse to look for Kev. If you ever walk outside and smell shit, follow your nose. Eventually you'll catch up to him.
Your Friend, Hook.
;D ;D
Trust me on this one. If I sent you pics of that, (and if the other stuff you are making up was true :P) you'd go to the ends of the earth to find Kev and you'd bring him back against his will if that's what was needed. To quote Terri Hatcher when she was on Seinfeld, "They're real, and they're spectacular!" ;) Just sayin.
ok, back to real insults. Hook, I don't care what the guy down at the corner gas station told you. Carp are NOT used for sushi (in any other state or country that is). You've been had. And speaking of Kev, this reminds me: Watch out for the mud vein!
p.s. This is a lot more fun than the politics and religion threads. ;D
DTR: Thank "GOD" you believe in unicorn fairy magic, because facts and science completely elude you, and you gotta have something in this world.
Hookbender: you rock, and I admire your willingness to change your mind. However, on the flip side you change your mind more than a fucking woman.
Your friendly neighborhood commie pinko hippie lib vegetarian Californian.
You and Tripper taught me to be willing to change my mind. Don't bitch about something you created. Asshole.
And only you DTR, a religious nut job, would admit that insulting other humans, and being damn mean about, is fun. You hypocritical, common Swaggart loving, softball playing, Stratman loving freak. Now I understand the picture of the Strat on your ceiling.
And, And..... fuck you Kev!!
;D ;D
Fuck me. I'm a dick.
I'm a self-absorbed, arrogant know-it-all who claims an unrealistic depth of knowledge on a myriad of subjects.
I had a short temper that needed to be corrected through therapy (and it has).
My wife bailed on me for an older, uglier man, so what does that say about my personality? ;)
In my online dating, I somehow only manage to attract fat white girls. I've fucked a few them, but it feels weird because I've never been much of a dog, so this is all new to me. I figure this is training pussy and when I actually bag some hot girls, they will be amazed at my wonderful skills of seduction.
So you guys can shit on me all you want, and fuck all of you if you don't. I spend a good bit of my time shitting on myself.
Though I have to say, I'm liking the whole "don't have to answer to a woman" thing. I might ride this out Clooney-style for a long time...
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HA HA HA. Perfect! :)
I haven't done that in quite a while...but yes, I'm sure that gets kind of annoying...but it does put things in proper context unlike a block response after a block quote.
Tripper
Ironsheep gets my vote for post of the year. ;D
Hehe... Just found this old image. I'm not ever really sure what it was in reply to except that it was obviously around the time the US was fucking with Iraq. :D
this thread has taken an ugly turn. Trip, this wan't about SELF abuse. you have to abuse someone else. Like this...
You suck! ;D
(Hope you are doing ok man!)
I appreciate that. I don't believe it specifies where mud should be slung, though. :)
SIT ON IT, BUCKO!
(I am actually doing quite well, to be honest...)
Tripper
actually, you are correct that the thread doesn't specify. But it's a time honored tradition here to bash OTHER people, and mainly Christians so please comply.
(Glad to hear that man. I know it's tough. Wish you the best)
DreamTheaterRules — Mar 05, 2014actually, you are correct that the thread doesn't specify. But it's a time honored tradition here to bash OTHER people, and mainly Christians so please comply.
(Glad to hear that man. I know it's tough. Wish you the best)
C'mon! It's certainly not just the Christians. ANYONE who presents an unfounded fantasy idea gets bashed.
Ah fuck off craig. ;D
Shouldn't you be in church DTR?
Sit on it? Cmon trip, I happen to know for a fact you can do better than that. ;D
You fuckers need to realize I'm always correct. I'm sick of it.
;D
I'm a kinder, gentler Tripper, Hook. :)
That's great, but look what you did to him! You done rubbed off on him! :o :o
;D ;D
As I've heard the great Lewis Black say, ahhh go fuck yourself, DTR. ;D ;D
I've earned my strips, damn it! ;)
;D
Hold up. Ahhh, can we be mean to here Howie? ;D
Tripper — Mar 10, 2014I'm a kinder, gentler Tripper, Hook. :)
OK. I'll have to have a few years of evidence around here to consider that fact though. ;D