The Watering Hole

I have a video that was emailed to me catching my ex-wife's boyfriend around my children. I have a court order that plainly says she can't do that. He isn't to be around my girls.

Problem is, it was recorded so far away that you can't tell who the person is. So, is there computer program, hopefully free but not necessary, that would allow this video to be zoomed in on the prick so a judge can tell who it is? And still be in focus? Can't do it on my Mac or my iphone.

Thanks for any help!

If you really have that, then anything YOU might do to the video would probably invalidate it.  I'd ask the police to enhance it since it's a criminal action.

CraigBert — Nov 16, 2012If you really have that, then anything YOU might do to the video would probably invalidate it.  I'd ask the police to enhance it since it's a criminal action.

+1 on what Craig said, but also to add that unless the video is HD zooming in is just going to enlarge the size of the pixels and turn the image to crap.  It will be bigger yes, but no clearer.  You can of course use enhancement filters but all they do is either sharpen or smooth the edges.  I'm afraid the old adage "crap in = crap out" applies .


edit: Better still, just go find him and beat the shit out of him.  As I said, crap in = crap out :)

You just can't imagine how close I either am, or have been to doing just that. This guy goy laid 3 times a week by his wife, married 3 years with a 3 year old girl, yes, his wife told me. At the same time she explained that during that time he was with at least 8 other women and was fired from Lowes for sexual harassment. I don't want this mother fucker around my 2 girls for any reason for any amount of time not even a second. And he was.  You know to this day, everytime I remind my ex how much of thoughtless whore she is, ( ;D) she continues to argue he's "really a nice guy".  ;D Only a whore would think that way.

all the pervs in this world always protest "I'm a nice guy".  Sounds like a real piece of shit to me.

Um, while you're holding him on the ground, can you ask how he manages to get laid that much?

Just curious from a scientific point of view naturally.  Yeah.  ;)

Here you go, Craig... from a scientific point of view: http://www.roberttwigger.com/journal/2010/9/16/richard-feynmans-pick-up-technique.html

This guy is bald, got fat lips or big lips, and is about 8 years younger than me.  ;D Sorry Craig..... Im a man of few words when trying to survive a fight.  ;D

I wouldn't mind breaking his shin with a steel pole, pulling up a chair and see what his reaction to the phrase, "You know, Budweiser taste like Piss", would be. ;D