The Watering Hole

I went to the Doc the other day. Checkup.

The nurse mentioned something about motorcycles. I just bought one and had to open my big mouth. Seems the Doctor likes to ride to, along with 2 of his nurses. We start planning a trip.

Well, after talk about a ride together, he mentioned they usually met at "THE" church and leave from there. I ask which one....and I be damned if it wasn't the doctors church. He's a preacher, full time on the side. ;D ;D Now this is a worship ride or some shit like that. Fellowship and shit. Damn it, now what? ;D ;D

I really like the Doctor, really nice guy. But I don't want to stop and pray every 50 miles and shit. I'm use to firing up a lefty at 75 miles. I don't have time for that shit. ;D ;D ;D

I think something will come up that day. ;D

Look at the bright side, motorcycles are dangerous so what better company to have if you fuck up and crash than a doctor and some nurses?  Just don't tell them you're a non-believer or they might not treat you until after they covert you!  ;) :D

;D ;D

Yeah, you know how those religious folk take advantage of the weak and down group of people. ;D

what do the nurses look like?  

Older biker chicks.....that obviously were rode pretty hard themselves. ;D ;D

Like Stratmans wife.... ;D ;D ;D

DOH!  

CraigBert — Oct 22, 2008Look at the bright side, motorcycles are dangerous so what better company to have if you fuck up and crash than a doctor and some nurses?  :D

And if the worst really comes to the worst they can also do the prayer thing for your sorry atheist ass of a soul  as well.

;)

I'll pull a Kev and tell the motherfuckers not to say shit to God about me! ;D ;D ;D

if you pull your Kev in front of them you probably won't have to say anything else.   ;D

Don't get me wrong, they are really nice people, especially the doctor/preacher. I just don't want to stop and hear him preach every 50 miles because he gets a revelation or something. ;D ;D I'm in it for the ride and fun. ;D

Have a fake fatal accident every 50 miles and they will soon tire of it.

Then You sell your repeated resurrections to Gospel News.

Be fun, be sure to add and invent detail to the telling.

Saint Hookbender.

It sounds right so it will work :)

fingers — Oct 29, 2008Have a fake fatal accident every 50 miles and they will soon tire of it.

Then You sell your repeated resurrections to Gospel News.

Be fun, be sure to add and invent detail to the telling.

Saint Hookbender.

It sounds right so it will work :)

Not trying to pull a Pickmaster here....but how do you have a fake fatal accident on a motorcycle.......multiple times.......and the bike still be ridable to fake it more than one time? Not to mention....how would you survive after attempts to fake a fatal accident multiple times? I think I'd want someone to pray for my ass after the 2nd or 3rd attempt. ;D Especially if I achieved my goal. ;D

Saint Hookbender....I like that. ;D

Hookbender — Oct 29, 2008[quote author=fingers link=1224642881/0#10 date=1225239344]Have a fake fatal accident every 50 miles and they will soon tire of it.

Then You sell your repeated resurrections to Gospel News.

Be fun, be sure to add and invent detail to the telling.

Saint Hookbender.

It sounds right so it will work :)

Not trying to pull a Pickmaster here....but how do you have a fake fatal accident on a motorcycle.......multiple times.......and the bike still be ridable to fake it more than one time? Not to mention....how would you survive after attempts to fake a fatal accident multiple times? I think I'd want someone to pray for my ass after the 2nd or 3rd attempt. ;D Especially if I achieved my goal. ;D

Saint Hookbender....I like that. ;D

Easy - you act up like you are a real crazy wild man on your bike and race ahead of them as you are the unholy speed freak.
Once you get a few minutes ahead you lay your bike down by the side of the road and go lie down a believable distance from it.
And wait for them to show up.


They pray - you have a miraculous recovery.
The fact your bike is unscathed is all part of the  miracle.

You then show penance - you are a changed man - so you ride real slow for a bit,

Then you go all crazy biker again and repeat it.

:D

Except that, with Hooky's luck, he'd actually wipe out during the speed freak part!  ;) :D

That would be what is know as "Method Acting"  :'(

CraigBert — Oct 29, 2008Except that, with Hooky's luck, he'd actually wipe out during the speed freak part!  ;) :D

No shit. Your right! ;D ;D

Funny stuff Fingers!! ;D ;D