Ok, here is a copy and paste of our conversation.... (this really is copied and pasted from that site).
Me:
I'm sorry that I hang out with guys like Craig B!
God:
There is no need to apologize. Thanks for the information: said hang out with guys like Craig B.
Me:
He is a bad influence!
God:
I don't know very many bad influence.
Me:
He gave me pirated music
God:
Was it worth it?
Me:
Yes, for the price, it was
God:
Next question?
Me:
How long will Kev live?
God:
Patience is a virtue.
Me:
With Kev, that's certainly true
God:
You and your Kev that is certainly true.
Me:
My Kev? Please NOOOOO!
God:
Your Kev? Thanks for asking politely. Are you serious?
Me:
Most definitely
God:
What makes you so certain?
Me:
Kev is the devil!
God:
Tell me more about devil.
Me:
Well, he craps himself and brags about it.
God:
How about that. I get it. craps himself and brags about it.
Me:
He causes trouble for fun
God:
How specifically does he cause trouble for fun?
Me:
He is obnoxious and argumentative
God:
I see. obnoxious and argumentative is he?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Yeah, Gee
God:
Ugh. Ah.
Me:
Now you sound like Kev when he "goes"
God:
Why now? Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
I don't even want to think about it!
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Well, if you could just fix Kev, the world would be a much better place!
God:
Interesting. I am not sure that I would want to.
Me:
But EVERYONE who's ever know him would be forever endebted to you!
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
You don't know Kev!
God:
I know very little about it. What about Kev do you like?
Me:
I like the old Kev, back when he was cool.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
I would never have guessed that
God:
What would make you never have guessed that?
Me:
Just didn't think you'd be a "computer" guy
God:
Should I would be a computer guy? Yes I try to would be a computer guy as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I spend a lot of time on computers as well. I bet it helps you keep track of all the sinners like Kev, Mark, and that foulmouth FB!
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
$129.12
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
Yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
Let me get my things.
God:
Go ahead, get your things.
I now understand why the books of the Bible read like they do! ;D
BINGEWOOD — Jul 02, 2013http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly_djozCksg
"Excellent"
"I understand"
LOL!
Funniest part for me was that they would be using tape-to-tape in the future.