http://news.yahoo.com/farthest-known-galaxy-universe-discovered-201051161.html
13.3 billion light years away and still we see no heaven? Where is this place?
Now tell me. If heaven is more than 13.3 billion light years away, how the hell is God and company going to ride down to earth on a little white horse with wings? How would they survive that trip? ;D How would their band instruments survive the pressure of that trip? ;D
If you read the Bible, you'd know that Heaven is a REALLY small place (like 1/3 the size of California if you do the math) so I'm sure it would be very easy to overlook. ;)
I don't believe that. How the hell would all these thumpers fit in that small an area?
I hear it's a more exclusive membership than they originally thought! ;D
A bunch of rich bastards probably. ;D
Hookbender — Nov 16, 2012A bunch of rich bastards probably. ;D
Exactly a bunch of rich bastards. Jesus thought he was being pithy when he said it would be easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than the rich to get to heaven. What he failed to account for is that rich folks would buy giant blenders and put the camels into the blenders and merely squirt the camels through the needle.
I gotta go back to this distance thing. Can you imagine ridding a horse over 13 billion lights years distance? Talk about an aching ass. Even if you were flying the horse. How would a brotha live through that journey? ;D ;D
Anyone see horse shit falling from the sky, let me know. I think that would be the first sign of the coming of the lord. ;D ;D
"Don't follow leaders, watch your parking meters"
Your time is limited, so dont waste it living someone elses life. Dont be trapped by dogma which is living with the results of other peoples thinking. Dont let the noise of others opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
- Steve Jobs
I'm sorry buy my karma ran over your dogma... :D
CraigBert — Nov 17, 2012If you're looking for horse shit, all you need to do is check out the Politics forum here. ;)
And now, apparently, the Religion forum! ;D
Ah that's better. All neat and clean of that political bullshit. There is a whole forum for that shit. Let's keep it religious.
"Thou shalt keep political crap out of the Religion forum!"
One of the Commandments of FB. :D
I guess thats my fault. I don't know what the difference is. ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Holy shit.
;D ;D ;D