The Watering Hole

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Dearthian: — Dec 13, 2012Berry Jam on my ass?  Who's the one in the closet??   :o :o :o ;D

I hear ya Craig.  I was careful to also include myself in the joke, but that's because I don't want to make people's ears bleed.  LOL.  

But surely the sheep aren't in storage, are they?   :D


They're out standing in their field.  ;)

charger — Dec 12, 2012I have to say, Howie did show up to WHS one year, and he had all of these pedals in their original packaging.  And we're not talking some fancy boutique pedals.  We're talking Boss pedals.  In the original packaging.  Man, I'm lucky if I get my guitars into a case when I head across town with them...


While this makes for funny banter, you KNOW the only reason is because I didn't even have a pedalboard then and the boxes were all in a gig bag.  Just to protect them from getting all scratched up in the bag.   ;)  (since there were soon to be replaced with hundreds of boutique pedals and all.  LOL)  
Chris, I'm with you.  I have some cool gear,  but I don't want hurt their ears with my (as Matt, my supposed friend, so eloquently put it) "pissed off mosquito tone"  :D

I think they voted one year, that I was allowed to bring whatever I wanted to WHStock, but they all got to play it and I didn't!  

In their defense, the one year,  I did take a bright amp, a bright speaker that was still crunchy new, and a strat.  Not a good combo.  
Howie P. Coleman.  Is your tone thick and saturated like a rhino in heat?  IF so you need Howie P.'s "Mosquitone".  Guaranteed to put the thin, weak, and nasal back into your guitar tone.  Simply plug your guitar into "Mosquitone" and then connect "Mosquitone" to your amp.  It's that easy.  If you don't get an ice pick to the ear type of tone instantly we will give you your money back along with a 5 page apology written in the hand of our leader and founder Howie P. Coleman.  
Fenderbender — Dec 14, 2012Howie P. Coleman.  Is your tone thick and saturated like a rhino in heat?  IF so you need Howie P.'s "Mosquitone".  Guaranteed to put the thin, weak, and nasal back into your guitar tone.  Simply plug your guitar into "Mosquitone" and then connect "Mosquitone" to your amp.  It's that easy.  If you don't get an ice pick to the ear type of tone instantly we will give you your money back along with a 5 page apology written in the hand of our leader and founder Howie P. Coleman.  


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I play PRS's.  They are FFFFAAAAAAAATTTT!  With the PRS into the Budda, I can't MAKE it bright!   ;)  If you'd get up off your lazy butt and host another Bert Stock, I would prove this in person!  And remember, jealousy is a sin!  HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude, I had a sinus condition back then that caused my ears to be clogged up and I could hear no treble.  I know things are better now because my dogs don't run to the other end of the house every time I fire up a guitar.  And I'm REALLY sorry for any ear damage I did.  Thank God I don't play loud!   ;D

Howie P Coleman
President/CEO